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went to a big ol house party at my friends house this past summer and met this super hot french chick with blonde hair and perfect ass and chest! we ended up getting really reallyy drunk downstairs on the couch around everyone else who were equally fucked up , we eventually started making out and we tried to go upstairs but we never made it off the couch hahaha so we just ended up screwing right there on the couch in front of everyone.

Feb 6, 2012 10:05 PM - One night stand - by martinez$1

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I had a 3some with two sisters last night!

Nov 6, 2011 05:07 PM - Childhood fantasy - by heizenberg

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I went to a strip club one night and i got drunk. I saw a sexy stripper and i told her i would pay her to suck on her vagina. Well she said ok and went to the vip room, and i eat her pussy. when i got home i noticed blood on my shirt, realised that she was having her PERIOD!

Aug 10, 2011 11:32 AM - PLAIN DIRTY - by Studley

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I have been flirting with a classmate all semester and promised myself I wouldn't mess with him for real. But after finals i ran into him at a dorm party and I decided whatever and decided to see if he could back up all his talk. So we go up to his room and start messing around. HOLY SHIT he was so damn big I couldn't even wrap my hand around the circumference and his head was like a kids fist. Even on my back it was almost to much to take and i started to cry a little bit, but damn it was such a good hurt. But once he got into a good rhythm I swear I was going to pass out so I got on all fours. I had to think of something fast so I saw a lamp and lotion on his desk, i hit the lamp and it was almost pitch black and grabbed the lotion and put it in my hand. I didnt even let him stick it back in doggy, but used my hands under my vaj. He was so amped he didnt know the difference and i saved my baby bunker for another day. I have to admit, I never thought to big would be bad but in his case it was...ladies beware of the anaconda!

Aug 10, 2011 11:32 AM - Legendary - by Too Much

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Spent the night with a girl I had wanted sexually since Highschool, just after coming home from Vietnam. Spent awhile enjoying the best oral sex I had had or given in 18 months and then the sex without involving my own hand. Only afterwards, when I went into the bathroom to piss did I notice the blood all over my face and chest. Never had sex with her again, but it was memorable!

May 19, 2011 09:41 PM - PLAIN DIRTY - by Idontkissandtell

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WEll I just wanted to describe this. My first time was at age 11 with my friend and my Other friend. It was more like taking turns because I found it disgusting to have sex at the same time since I was straight and the the other was male. Well thats just what I wanted to describe but that's not what I find interesting. About a month later me 3 girls and my other friend (male) all had...well I guess you could call it an orgy but I prefer a five-some. We all went through and did everyone we had girls from 10, 12, and 16. Remember at the time I was 11 and just starting to know what sex is. Now I'm 16 most I had were 4 girlfriends and haven't done it since. Now that I look back I just think to myself how could i be such a ladies man back then that I could help get a five-some going and now all I have had are 4 girlfriends and haven't gotten any since then.

May 19, 2011 09:41 PM - PLAIN DIRTY - by YPB11

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Told my roommate I was going out partying but later on decided to stay home and just sleep. Got woken up to loud sounds coming from his room and he was having sex with his girlfriend and that was normal till i heard him say "yeah, now two fingers...fuck, i love your fingers up my ass" I was wide awake now and listened to commands like "punch my balls, bite my taint, fist my ass, bite my nips" and the one that had me laughing in my pillow "youre the man tonite, im your shitty bitch". MInd you, dude is all mr macho and would die if he knew i heard this. Saving that info for a rainy day.

Mar 26, 2011 10:26 AM - One to be forgotten - by Astonished

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I learned I'm in the "less than one in a thousand" category that experience higher libido as a side effect of my medicine. Unfortunately, I'm also in the "less than one in ten" group to experience vaginal dryness as a side effect as well. Oh and I'm slightly allergic to most lubes.

Mar 16, 2011 12:39 AM - One to be forgotten - by FUCK MY LIFE

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I found out I was conceived during a threesome. :(

Mar 16, 2011 12:36 AM - One to be forgotten - by 3some :

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my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame.

Mar 16, 2011 12:36 AM - First times - by Anonymous

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