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Today, I was at the grocery store. I kept bumping into this cute guy while shopping, and it was a huge ego boost that he was going out of his way to run into me. I was feeling really good until I realized why; it was cold in the store and my nipples were standing at attention.

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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. To my knowledge, I havent had sex in almost a year. Thank you black out nights and college life.

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Today, I was out of town for a few days and I was missing my girlfriend. So I thought I would send her a kinky text message. The reply I got was "I've got a headache, another night". Great, I got rejected and I wasn't even there.

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I flew to see my boyfriend his freshman year in college, one connection and 6 hours later we were ripping each others clothes off in his dorm. I rode him reverse cowgirl and sat on his chest when he began to cum. I got up to get a towel and heard "whats this"? To my total embarrassment I left a dingle berry on his chest when i sat on it. His dumbass picked it up and smelled it while i screamed

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My first time was definitely awkward. The guy I was with kept saying stuff like 'How's that for you, you dirty girl?' and 'Tell me how much you want me.' He also dragged me into about 30 different positions. I felt like I was doing Pilates! When we were finished, I went to hug him but accidentally swung my hand out too fast and ended up whacking him really hard on the penis. I was embarrassed, and he was in pain. At least I can laugh about it now

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I found out I'm pregnant. I was on birthcontrol, and took it everyday at the exact same time. I'm just in that rare 1 percentage
where the pill doesn't work. My boyfriend won't stop bragging about his "superhuman sperm."

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went to my buddys house, met a sexy blonde girl.she asked to drive in the car, so i took her and ended up detouring at the carpark.i hopped on to her in the passenger side... i made sweet love to her as she honked the horn and clicked on and off the wipers.she had taken me and my car for a sex drive

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I called my girlfriend eight times on Saturday because I was worried. She replied on my Facebook wall at 4:00 am, “what do you want.”

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My parents had left town so me and my girlfriend helped ourselves to the liquor cabinet. We drank margaritas by the pool all day, getting hammered, flirting and getting sun.
We were pretty messed up and started fucking on the pool float, then in the spa, on the diving board, and everywhere we could think of. We were young and horny, and didn’t give a shit. Or did we?
While my girl was getting pinned to the pool float, she noticed she was facing the neighbor kid on the roof of the garage next door! Even though he was only 25 feet away with an unobstructed view, the little bastard had binoculars!!
I ALMOST feel bad for the show we put on for him, but then again, I wish someone had done that for me!!

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I met this girl online, and after about 3 dates and talking on the phone a few times, I landed her in bed. To my surprise, and excitement, I learn that she has a huge fellatio fetish, where she’d do it when ever the mood hit her, which was about 3-5 times a day…SCORE!

So one weekend, she comes up to see me and of course, I wasn’t going to say no. So in the early morning, she decides to get out of bed to go to the bathroom or something, and when she gets back in bed, she sees me laying on my back, with a semi on.

Now, with the sight of a semi, she gets in the mood and decides to get to work. Me being the heavy sleeper that I am, I didn’t notice a single thing. After she managed to get me to a fully erect state (not long at all apparently), she began the art of fellatio. While she was hard at work (and less then a minute in to it), she decided to come up for air, and in that instance of lifting her head and checking if I was starting to wake up (still sleeping solid), I started to ejaculate, only to have it shoot straight up her nose and all over her lips.

Apparently she was so pissed that I A) didn’t last, and B) shot it in her nose, that she left me in the bed to go clean herself up, blow her nose, and finally after all that, to clean me off.

When I woke up in the morning, she was quite unhappy and I couldn’t understand why she had a nose bleed, but I sure as hell found out soon enough. What’s even worst is, this was/is my one and only facial. lol

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