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I had a 3some with two sisters last night!

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I was raised by a very strict father, who doesn't believe in premarital sex. Being the rebellious teenager that I was, I ended up losing my virginity with a guy friend...during a church picnic. We did it on the gross floor of the girls' bathroom while everyone was in the gymnasium for a service. And believe me, it wasn't a celestial experience

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My best friend growing up had the hottest older sister. I loved hanging out at this house because his sister had the biggest tits. For the next several years, all I ever wanted was to see them. She decided to have a HS grad party, with the party ending in the hot tub. As she left the hot tub, I was luckily in the backyard and saw her changing in her room. I still 5 knuckle shuffle to that moment.

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I was 13 and getting a filling put in by my dentist. My left elbow was slightly hanging off of the chair. The dentist says "wow isnt he being good", his assistant says, "he sure is", thats because this faye dunaway lookalike assistant was rubbing her box on my elbow, so i steadied it for her, knowing exactly what was up, and i still toss some babygravy to that shit to this day, goddamn she was hot

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When I was just starting out as a nurse, I had to give a sponge bath to an incredibly hot male patient. I tried to be very professional about it and not embarrass either one of us. But when it was time to wash his back, instead of saying 'Turn over,' I accidentally blurted out 'Move over.' He gave me a huge grin and said, 'Oh, I don't know if there's enough room, but trust me, I'll try! hehe

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My girl-friend and i where looking for a place to get it on , We decided to go to a public park at night to get it on and get freaky.
After fully undressing and almost getting it on ... my GF says OMG theirs a cop behind us , As i turned around the cop opened the door pulled me out in my boxers and my naked GF ... the cops told us they been watching us for awhile and everything is fine... after co

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This girls said that she would do it if I didn't finish in her mouth. Of course I said sure. I lied, when the first load when in her mouth she pulled back and the second hit her in the eye. She just kept yelling I'M BLIND I"M BLIND.
Poor thing I wiped it off consoled her lied again and said it snuck up on me. She was soooo happy that she wasn't blind that she didn't hit me or anything for doing what I did

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I had been working on picking up a certain girl for a couple of weeks and every time I would make plans with her she'd cancel at the last minute with some sort of "I have a ton of work to do/get up early/not feeling well" excuse. But, she'd always call me the next day to reschedule. It was a little weird. Anyway, she pulled this shit for 4 days in a row and then we finally meet up for drinks one night, get completely blasted and head back to her place. She was loud. Like, almost comically loud. Loud to the point that in the middle of doing it her downstairs neighbor started banging on his ceiling with a broom or something. I kind of paused for a moment to wait for the guy to stop banging on the ceiling and she told me, "don't stop. He does that every fucking night." So, in the middle of sex I realize that she had been blowing me off to fuck other dudes (which I pretty much figured was at least part of what was going on, but whatevs). There's a certain sense of freedom at a moment like that. Nothing is off the table. It was a complete grudge fuck from that point out.

She also sweat a lot. It was weird all around.

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Picked up this Chinese girl at Who's On First? Me and a few friends go back to her dorm with her and her friends.

I go into the bedroom and start porking her. One of my friend's opens up the door and throws a dildo he found in the other room at us. It hits her in the face.

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One time I had people over in my dorm room and was trying to talk to this one chick. While I was walking her out, a make-out session turned into crazy sex in an equipment room. At one point I couldn't get one of my shoes off because it somehow got tangled in a set of golf clubs. I also got a cut on my back from an ice skate. The next day one of my friends on the hockey team returned my keys, "which happened to be next to a condom wrapper".

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