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I went to a strip club one night and i got drunk. I saw a sexy stripper and i told her i would pay her to suck on her vagina. Well she said ok and went to the vip room, and i eat her pussy. when i got home i noticed blood on my shirt, realised that she was having her PERIOD!

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Spent the night with a girl I had wanted sexually since Highschool, just after coming home from Vietnam. Spent awhile enjoying the best oral sex I had had or given in 18 months and then the sex without involving my own hand. Only afterwards, when I went into the bathroom to piss did I notice the blood all over my face and chest. Never had sex with her again, but it was memorable!

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WEll I just wanted to describe this. My first time was at age 11 with my friend and my Other friend. It was more like taking turns because I found it disgusting to have sex at the same time since I was straight and the the other was male. Well thats just what I wanted to describe but that's not what I find interesting. About a month later me 3 girls and my other friend (male) all had...well I guess you could call it an orgy but I prefer a five-some. We all went through and did everyone we had girls from 10, 12, and 16. Remember at the time I was 11 and just starting to know what sex is. Now I'm 16 most I had were 4 girlfriends and haven't done it since. Now that I look back I just think to myself how could i be such a ladies man back then that I could help get a five-some going and now all I have had are 4 girlfriends and haven't gotten any since then.

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Brought a girl home one night and slept with her, passed out, woke up the next morning and fucked her again, right when we got outta bed and i notice is blood all over my dick, she just had her period on me..

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While driving on the highway I witnessed a guy rubbing one out in the fast lane. That's what I call multitasking.

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Most embarrassing moment was on senior skip day a few years ago. I got a the hottest spanish exchange student ever to come over and it was great!! My friend and her guy were downstairs and we were upstairs in my room and he knew exactly what he was doing. Well, he had me doggy and after a minute or so he says in his cute accent "excuse me, what is dis?" I look back and see little white puffy chunks on his penis and a smell that was not so fresh. I realize I have another yeast infection and was so embarrassed. He was very polite and finished what he started and I made sure to make it up to him. In fact, eventually weeks later my friend and I made it up to him at the same time.

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Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend of 3 years in his living room when a girl barges in, sees us, and screams "I knew it!" then rushes out. My boyfriend gets up, grabs his pants and while chasing after her yells "baby she's nothing, you know I only love you!

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Today, I asked my girlfriend to move in with me and she refused. Her reason was, if we shared a bedroom, she wouldn't be able to use her vibrator every night to give her the real orgasms I can't give her.

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Today, I talked to my friend about the idea of friends with benefits. After a long discussion about the "rules" of the game and what's allowed and what isn't, I asked how he would feel about doing it with me. He asked how that would be beneficial for him.

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In high school my boy hooked up with this chic and he told all of us she had a smelly vagina. We made fun of her all the time. We later found out from her close friend that she put a scented candle up there to try and make it smell better.

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