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went to a big ol house party at my friends house this past summer and met this super hot french chick with blonde hair and perfect ass and chest! we ended up getting really reallyy drunk downstairs on the couch around everyone else who were equally fucked up , we eventually started making out and we tried to go upstairs but we never made it off the couch hahaha so we just ended up screwing right there on the couch in front of everyone.

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At the start of the summer we had a pretty good pub crawl. As the day got later, and the girl’s got drunker, they started wearing less and less clothes. Once we hit the last bar, a handful of them were grinding every guy that came in. One of them started giving me a hickey. I saw my chance and took it.
After a small cab ride, we’re at my place. Roommate was gone. This was going to fun. The girl who will remain anonymous was already taking stuff off so I joined the fun.
For a few minutes it was the best hook up ever. Then we moved into doggy style and here’s where I sort of messed up. As I’m thrusting away I glance down at her asshole and notice that she has more hair on her barn door than I do. I tried to finish but I started asking myself if she was a post op tranny or just a hairy girl.
Then I just couldn’t stop laughing. Eventually she had enough and promptly started putting her stuff back on. I’m not even sure she knew why I was laughing.

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I slept with this one chick after taking Lsd. That f**kin' rocked. Her hair was changing colour from blond to brunette 2 red head..... and her face kept on changing to other girls faces as well...... That could of gone so wrong but it turned out great

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When I was about 12, I was home on a Saturday, alone. I was being babysat by a 16 year old neighbor girl. I think more so to give her the money than me needing a babysitter. Anyway she wasn't bad looking, long blonde hair, short shorts and small perky breasts. She wanted me to act like a slave more or less, and I didn't want to cooperate. At one point she said she would pull down my pants, put me over her knee, and spank me. So I pulled them down myself, and let her. Of course my naked penis was rubbing against her bare legs, giving me a hard-on. After she was done I stood up in front of her and just pointed my throbbing erection at her. She took it and fondled me for a while. I went straight for the snatch, and she didn't resist. Next thing I knew we both were naked from the waist down fucking on the bed. I still get hard just thinking about it today. Soon after that she moved away, and I never got to screw her again - damn.
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After drinking one night a girl invited me to her place, We stopped to get some pizza on the walk back. Went right to her room and had sex a couple times. When we are done she heads downstairs to talk to her roomie and ends up passing out on the couch. I wake up a couple hours later in a pool of my vomit consisting of pepperoni pizza and rum & coke. White sheets no more. i just got up and left

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Had sex with some woman one night. Afterwards, I went to the bathroom and noticed there was blood on my wiener. The next day I noticed there was a little red spot on the bed. That's it.

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I went on a blind date for coffee. He was smart, good looking, and friendly. While we were talking about our respective families
it became abundantly clear that I have heard these stories before. I realized that 6 months earlier I had been dumped by his
brother after sleeping with him.

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Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-
sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service.

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i come home this night drunk my sister is having a friend sleepover that i kinda liked i went down stairs to see what they were doign and i ended up fucking my sisters friend while my sister was sleeping 5 feet away

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Two days after i break up with my girlfriend. I meet this girl at a bar with my friends. Everyone ends up leaving and its just the two of us, both smashed. She drives us home to my place and by the time i got home i was so twisted that i just passed out. In the morning when i woke up she was still there, naked. We did it and as she was driving away my ex pulled up to bitch me out. close call haha

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