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The Stories Your Sheets Could Tell
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On valentines day, brushing my teeth took longer than sex with my boyfriend.
Mar 1, 2011 12:48 AM - Poor performances - by shortandsweet
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I discovered that I make sex noises in my sleep. How did I find this out? I fell asleep in an exam with 290 other people.
Feb 26, 2011 09:21 AM - Poor performances - by mwhaha
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Today, my boyfriend came over so we could spend some time together since we only see each other on the weekend. Expecting to get some loving, instead he laid in my bed and went on the Internet, saying "I'm glad I finally got some quality time with you.
Feb 15, 2011 03:34 PM - Poor performances - by fuckingtechnologyt
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Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something kinky in bed. She sprayed what I thought was whipped cream on her nipples and asked me to lick it off. I now know what shaving cream tastes like.
Feb 12, 2011 05:09 PM - Poor performances - by whipped
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When my guy and I decided to get intimate, we had roses, candles — the works. He didn't utter a peep during the act, and I thought maybe he wasn't into it. Finally, he let out this crazy noise that sounded like 'gaaah-guh-guh-guh!' It was his orgasm! I laughed so hard, I couldn't finish.
Feb 4, 2011 09:25 AM - Poor performances - by hilarious
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I was banging my wife one afternoon, and during this she was rubbing her clit, as she usually does. I was really getting after it and on one stroke out, I backed out to far. The next stroke forward failed to find the hole and instead I rammed my penis right into the finger she was using to play with herself, right in the perfect spot for her nail to enlarge my hole. Very bloody.....EWDIRTYSHEETS
Jan 25, 2011 08:18 AM - Poor performances - by JoMo
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Being very drunk one night I got picked up by a very Big Beautiful Women. We went back to her place and got in bed . As the morning went on and I was going down on her, things started spinning, I lost it and tossed my guts. She started yelling and going nuts thought she was going to throw me out. She said that was great she came and thought she had her first squirt. EWDIRTYSHEETS
Jan 25, 2011 08:18 AM - Poor performances - by Homemade
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I was with a guy and he insisted on wearing a condom, even though i knew i had recently been tested and was on the pill. The condom was way to big and i could feel it cause it was to loose. it was gross and all i could think about.
Jan 23, 2011 08:50 PM - Poor performances - by jessrose
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Today, I realized that the guy whom I'm madly in love with can't give me an orgasm. He can spend all day at it but still be unsuccessful. I've gotten one good thing from it though, I've learned to fake it pretty well.
Jan 2, 2011 09:22 PM - Poor performances - by jenny
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To any normal observer my weekend would seem amazing. Two night of partying hard and drinking with friends and hotties. Two night in a row I end up taking girls home. Both nights we fuck, and appearently these girls havent been being treated right, because they finish way before myself. So this all sounds like I feel like a stud and did my job. Only problem I didnt finish one time all weekend. yay
Dec 26, 2010 11:26 PM - Poor performances - by PoorMan
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