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  <title>went to a big ol house party at my friends house this past summer and </title>
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    <![CDATA[went to a big ol house party at my friends house this past summer and met this super hot french chick with blonde hair and perfect ass and chest we ended up getting really reallyy drunk downstairs on the couch around everyone else who were equally fucked up  we eventually started making out and we tried to go upstairs but we never made it off the couch hahaha so we just ended up screwing right there on the couch in front of everyone. <br><br>By: martinez$1<br />on 05-10-2011<br>Category: One night stand<br>Yes Votes: 0 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I had a 3some with two sisters last night </title>
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    <![CDATA[I had a 3some with two sisters last night<br><br>By: heizenberg<br />on 18-09-2011<br>Category: Childhood fantasy<br>Yes Votes: 5 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I have been flirting with a classmate all semester and promised myself I wouldnt mess </title>
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    <![CDATA[I have been flirting with a classmate all semester and promised myself I wouldnt mess with him for real.  But after finals i ran into him at a dorm party and I decided whatever and decided to see if he could back up all his talk.  So we go up to his room and start messing around.  HOLY SHIT he was so damn big I couldnt even wrap my hand around the circumference and his head was like a kids fist.  Even on my back it was almost to much to take and i started to cry a little bit but damn it was such a good hurt.  But once he got into a good rhythm I swear I was going to pass out so I got on all fours.  I had to think of something fast so I saw a lamp and lotion on his desk i hit the lamp and it was almost pitch black and grabbed the lotion and put it in my hand.  I didnt even let him stick it back in doggy but used my hands under my vaj.  He was so amped he didnt know the difference and i saved my baby bunker for another day.  I have to admit I never thought to big would be bad but in his case it was...ladies beware of the anaconda <br><br>By: Too Much<br />on 09-06-2011<br>Category: Legendary<br>Yes Votes: 10 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I went to a strip club one night and i got drunk. I saw a </title>
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    <![CDATA[I went to a strip club one night and i got drunk. I saw a sexy stripper and i told her i would pay her to suck on her vagina. Well she said ok and went to the vip room and i eat her pussy. when i got home i noticed blood on my shirt realised that she was having her PERIOD<br><br>By: Studley<br />on 04-06-2011<br>Category: PLAIN DIRTY<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Spent the night with a girl I had wanted sexually since Highschool just after coming </title>
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    <![CDATA[Spent the night with a girl I had wanted sexually since Highschool just after coming home from Vietnam.  Spent awhile enjoying the best oral sex I had had or given in 18 months and then the sex without involving my own hand.  Only afterwards when I went into the bathroom to piss did I notice the blood all over my face and chest.  Never had sex with her again but it was memorable<br><br>By: Idontkissandtell<br />on 30-04-2011<br>Category: PLAIN DIRTY<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 2<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>WEll I just wanted to describe this. My first time was at age 11 with </title>
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    <![CDATA[WEll I just wanted to describe this. My first time was at age 11 with my friend  and my Other friend. It was more like taking turns because I found it disgusting to have sex at the same time since I was straight and the the other was male. Well thats just what I wanted to describe but thats not what I find interesting. About a month later me 3 girls and my other friend (male) all had...well I guess you could call it an orgy but I prefer a five-some. We all went through and did everyone we had girls from 10 12 and 16. Remember at the time I was 11 and just starting to know what sex is. Now Im 16 most I had were 4 girlfriends and havent done it since. Now that I look back I just think to myself how could i be such a ladies man back then that I could help get a five-some going and now all I have had are 4 girlfriends  and havent gotten any since then.<br><br>By: YPB11<br />on 15-04-2011<br>Category: PLAIN DIRTY<br>Yes Votes: 2 | No Votes: 27<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Told my roommate I was going out partying but later on decided to stay home </title>
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    <![CDATA[Told my roommate I was going out partying but later on decided to stay home and just sleep.  Got woken up to loud sounds coming from his room and he was having sex with his girlfriend and that was normal till i heard him say yeah now two fingers...fuck i love your fingers up my ass  I was wide awake now and listened to commands like punch my balls bite my taint fist my ass bite my nips and the one that had me laughing in my pillow youre the man tonite im your shitty bitch.  MInd you dude is all mr macho and would die if he knew i heard this.  Saving that info for a rainy day.<br><br>By: Astonished<br />on 20-03-2011<br>Category: One to be forgotten<br>Yes Votes: 28 | No Votes: 5<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I learned Im in the less than one in a thousand category that experience higher </title>
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    <![CDATA[I learned Im in the less than one in a thousand category that experience higher libido as a side effect of my medicine. Unfortunately Im also in the less than one in ten group to experience vaginal dryness as a side effect as well. Oh and Im slightly allergic to most lubes. <br><br>By: FUCK MY LIFE<br />on 16-03-2011<br>Category: One to be forgotten<br>Yes Votes: 11 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I found out I was conceived during a threesome. ( </title>
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    <![CDATA[I found out I was conceived during a threesome. (<br><br>By: 3some :<br />on 16-03-2011<br>Category: One to be forgotten<br>Yes Votes: 38 | No Votes: 3<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous so we had sex </title>
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    <![CDATA[my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. <br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 16-03-2011<br>Category: First times<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 8<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Brought a girl home one night and slept with her passed out woke up the </title>
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    <![CDATA[Brought a girl home one night and slept with her passed out woke up the next morning and fucked her again right when we got outta bed and i notice is blood all over my dick she just had her period on me..<br><br>By: SPOTnights<br />on 09-03-2011<br>Category: PLAIN DIRTY<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 17<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>Me and my roommate had sex at the same time the other night...We could see </title>
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    <![CDATA[Me and my roommate had sex at the same time the other night...We could see and hear everything.<br><br>By: Anon<br />on 09-03-2011<br>Category: Legendary<br>Yes Votes: 4 | No Votes: 28<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>Anon</author>
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  <title>Today I helped my girlfriend achieve the best orgasm of her life... by buying her </title>
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    <![CDATA[Today I helped my girlfriend achieve the best orgasm of her life... by buying her a vibrator. <br><br>By: bestbf<br />on 06-03-2011<br>Category: Legendary<br>Yes Votes: 12 | No Votes: 21<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>
My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys but </title>
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    <![CDATA[
My fiance and I were going to college. He lived with five other guys but at any given time there would be one or two random guys that would stay there for the week. In order to see each other I would have to come over in the early morning between our two jobs and classes. It was that or we couldnrsquot see each other during the week. He started sleeping out on the couch because his roommate that shared a room with him started a graveyard shift and needed his sleep.

One morning before the sun came up I had just let myself in to his apartment and saw that his alarm clock was by the couch so that he wouldnrsquot sleep through class. He hadnrsquot been expecting me so I carefully walked through the pitch black apartment trying not to trip over anything. I wanted to surprise him with a wake up kiss so I knelt down and started to kiss him. It was turning quite passionate when all of the sudden he went completely rigid. I sat up to see what was wrong and it wasnrsquot my fiance at all. It was some random guy who had just happened to stay overnight. I thought I was going to die All I could pathetically say was ldquoSorry I thought you were my fiance.rdquo His replyrsquo Well after he stopped laughing and could finally take a breath said ldquoItrsquos all good.rdquo <br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 06-03-2011<br>Category: ...Im a cool GF<br>Yes Votes: 8 | No Votes: 14<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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 I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter </title>
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 I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter my guy friend sees me runs to me puts his arm around me kisses me on the cheek then yells Thank you baby There were about twenty people behind me they all gave me dirty looks.<br><br>By: rubbabros<br />on 04-03-2011<br>Category: Bro Move<br>Yes Votes: 27 | No Votes: 7<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was over at the girl next doors apartment and we were going at it </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was over at the girl next doors apartment and we were going at it hard core. The aptment walls are really thin and you can hear anything outside or from the next door. So she starts screaming OH GOD OH GOD I LOVE YOU which already becomes wierd because she isnt supposed to tell me she loves me cause we are jsut buds etc... anyway... we then hear a loud knock at the door. So we look at each other and are thinking who the hell would bother us cant they hear whats going on. Must be an emergancy or someone complaining. So I open the door and their are two girls standing their with bibles gigling. They look at me and tell me they are from some baptist church and then ask me if I had found jesus
So I reply of course I found jesus couldnt you hear her screaming for him. They left after that. <br><br>By: finding jesus<br />on 04-03-2011<br>Category: Legendary<br>Yes Votes: 18 | No Votes: 9<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I was a senior in high school near Denver and my college boyfriend Brad and </title>
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    <![CDATA[I was a senior in high school near Denver and my college boyfriend Brad and I were parked near a lake at night doing in in his car. I had my jeans and panties off and he was naked. He was on top of me while I was in the passenger seat looking up. We were into it and he was pumping me good. I thought I saw lights or something and I told him I saw lights. He just said yeah and kept on going...

Next thing I saw a cop with a flashlight looking in the drivers window. Brad came and pulled out ketting stuff all over me. He grabbed his clothes opened the door and got dressed in front of the cop like nothing happened.

I got dressed with this huge wet spot in the middle of my chest. The cop asked a few questions of us looked at my wet cum spot and smirked.

Brad got a ticket. <br><br>By: Anonymous<br />on 04-03-2011<br>Category: ...Im a cool GF<br>Yes Votes: 17 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title> While driving on the highway I witnessed a guy rubbing one out in the </title>
  <link>http://www.thedirtysheets.com/view/PLAIN%20DIRTY/394</link>
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    <![CDATA[ While driving on the highway I witnessed a guy rubbing one out in the fast lane. Thats what I call multitasking. <br><br>By: highway<br />on 28-02-2011<br>Category: PLAIN DIRTY<br>Yes Votes: 16 | No Votes: 1<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <author>highway</author>
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  <title>On valentines day brushing my teeth took longer than sex with my boyfriend.  </title>
  <link>http://www.thedirtysheets.com/view/Poor%20performances/393</link>
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    <![CDATA[On valentines day brushing my teeth took longer than sex with my boyfriend. <br><br>By: shortandsweet<br />on 28-02-2011<br>Category: Poor performances<br>Yes Votes: 7 | No Votes: 6<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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  <title>I discovered that I make sex noises in my sleep. How did I find this </title>
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    <![CDATA[I discovered that I make sex noises in my sleep. How did I find this out I fell asleep in an exam with 290 other people. <br><br>By: mwhaha<br />on 26-02-2011<br>Category: Poor performances<br>Yes Votes: 29 | No Votes: 0<br/><br/><br /><hr>    ]]>
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